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"August 31, 2007 9:42 p.m. Caller reports there is a talking deer head with a cigarette in its mouth stuck up in a telephone pole, Samoset Ave. at Adams St. O/Fahey, O/Saunders, O/McKenna detailed. O/McKenna reports it is walkie-talkie activated. The deer was speaking to the officers, so the owner must be nearby, watching ( Read more... )

a lesbian audience member just came out on the tyra banks show.  the lesbian was inspired by melissa ethridge.  melissa is the show guest.  the lesbian didn't present her outing very well.  she was crying too much. i couldn't understand her.  i thought she was telling people she was a Libyan.

Happy Birthday, Sputnik 1 ( Read more... )

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Saturday, I went to visit Scott and Tina camping at Sterling State Park in Monroe. Monroe is not that far away from me, about 20 minutes during normal circumstances. Saturday was not normal as I had to drive through a monsoon to get there. About one minute after I left, it started pouring, almost whiteout conditions. It was scary, I do NOT like ( Read more... )

I am at work, bored out of my fucking mind this afternoon. I have the web cam pointed in our living room so we could see the cat. Funny thing is I didn't see her all day and when I just saw her a few minutes ago, she's up on our coffee table swatting at things!!! ARGHHH!!! That's a bad Kitty!

I received the new Adobe Creative Suite 3 Design Premium.  Woo Ha!  This has been one of the most significant updates to date - not to mention the fact its the first major software release since Adobe acquired Macromedia in October of 2005.  I’m still not used to seeing the ‘Adobe’ in the Dreamweaver, Flash and Fireworks names.  I still think of ( Read more... )

Jerry Falwell, Agent of Intolerance, used religion to divide our nation instead of uniting us. Dead at 73.

Yesterday evening, I went to Toys R Us to get my mom a Nintendo DS Lite for Mother’s Day.  I also got her three games - Pet Vet, Brain Age and Pogo Island and bought MegaMan ZX for myself.  I’m taking a risk this year but I honestly think she’ll like it.  I’ve heard her talk about how she likes playing games on her PDA so I figured why not.  I ( Read more... )

Did you know that I have super human powers that enable me to hear through brick walls and doors?  Of course you didn't!